Archive for the ‘hat’ Category


Out ‘N About

thUTCp31UTC03bUTCWed, 28 Mar 2007 11:43:22 +0000 16, 2006


Britney Spears is now out of rehab with a big fat band-aid over her past…and by band-aid I mean synthetic brown hair piece.

Get her look here: (Minus the wig)

Total Cost: $83.79



thUTCp30UTC11bUTCMon, 13 Nov 2006 01:24:31 +0000 16, 2006

Lindsey Lohan and Ashlee Simpson

I’d like to know how long each of them practiced their pouty, mysterious, quasi-smile picture face.

Get their look here:

On Ashlee:

Total Cost: $16.99

On Lindsey:

Total Cost: $205.73


Bridging the Gap

thUTCp30UTC11bUTCThu, 09 Nov 2006 12:10:19 +0000 16, 2006

Britney Spears

I can’t help but feel that this “skating in Rockefeller center” press op was sponsored by Gap.

Get her look here:

Total Cost: $72.50


Hilary Fluff

thUTCp30UTC11bUTCWed, 08 Nov 2006 02:01:47 +0000 16, 2006


I will admit, this is merely a fluffy filler piece until I can get my hands on a new and improved, de-honkied (freshly separated) Britney Spears get-up.

Get her look here:

Total Cost: $246.80


You, Me, & Degree

thUTCp31UTC10bUTCSun, 15 Oct 2006 13:54:14 +0000 16, 2006


I wonder if this is a metaphor for her marriage….

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Total Cost: $101.87


Spew Barrymore

thUTCp30UTC09bUTCTue, 26 Sep 2006 12:20:41 +0000 16, 2006

Drew Barrymore

Drew has recently admitted to making people vomit by some of her apparel choices.

Thank you for letting me keep my breakfast down this morning.

Get her look here:

Total Cost: $130.98


Public Despair

thUTCp30UTC09bUTCFri, 15 Sep 2006 18:44:34 +0000 16, 2006


I wonder if Jessica really roots for the Dodgers or that hat is just a band-aid for Ken Paves latest chop job.

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Total Cost: $124.49