Wow, poor Eva. She looks devastated by her recent split from San Antonio Spur Tony Parker.
A good cry, some Ben & Jerry’s, and 1000’s of paparazzi bulbs should cure that broken heart soon.
Get her blues here:
Total Cost: $219.94
In Rupert Everett’s new autobiography, Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins, he describes Julia Robert’s as a “kind of she-man, a beautiful woman with invisible balls.”
I would have attributed it to the square jaw or unshaven underarms, but invisible balls it is.
Get this not so manly look:
Total Cost: $121.30
A: She flies like a bird. She is promiscuous. She has made a recent investment in a clip-on hair accessory.
(…just another potential Jeopardy question)
Get this look (almost- the earrings were a tough one):
Total Cost: $91.00
Since Jessica has given up, so have I. Here are the materials…you can just do it yourself.
Get this bed sheet:
Total Cost: Who Cares
Drew has recently admitted to making people vomit by some of her apparel choices.
Thank you for letting me keep my breakfast down this morning.
Get her look here:
Total Cost: $130.98
Lucky for you, you can now grab Reese’s stained Prada bag available on Ebay.
Or just get her look minus the baby spit and ice cream dribble.
Get it here:
Total Cost: $142.49
It’s relieving to see Christina has permanently cleaned up her “Dirrty ” style. I have no desire (or patience) to search the web for leather hot pants and matching monogrammed chaps.
Get her look here:
Total Cost: $196.99
Thank you Mandy… now I’ll never get that Lisa Loeb song out of my head.
I tried to find a hoody with a similar look and patten but settled with something of a similar theme.
Get moore here:
Total Cost: $54.79
Joe Simpson contracted the wrong deal between Ashlee and Victoria’s Secret. She is clearly suited to better represent a certain major paint brand.
Get the look here:
Total Cost: $56.29
Insert “hair cut joke #2” here.
Okay, the gig is up. Someone please return Jessica’s stylist.
Get Pleasantvilled here:
Total Cost: $61.50
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