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Always Lost

thUTCp28UTC02bUTCThu, 08 Feb 2007 12:53:35 +0000 16, 2006

Evangeline Lily

Evangeline Lilly recently confessed she is “part gypsy.”

Well, there you have it…need I say more about her attire?

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Total Cost: $110.99

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Smarty Pants

thUTCp31UTC01bUTCMon, 29 Jan 2007 02:53:59 +0000 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson

WTF is going on in this picture? Do you think Jessica realizes she forgot to put on her pants?

Total Cost: $52.59

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Chestica Simpson

ndUTCp31UTC01bUTCMon, 22 Jan 2007 12:02:34 +0000 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson recently admitted to loving her breasts…or as she calls them, “a great necklace.”

I wonder what that makes her ass…a sporty fanny pack???

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Total Cost:  $87.30

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Golden Globes: The Ruby Red Carpet

thUTCp31UTC01bUTCTue, 16 Jan 2007 03:45:02 +0000 16, 2006

Angelina Jolie

Get her look here:

Hilary Swank

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Beyonce

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Mary Poppies

thUTCp31UTC01bUTCMon, 15 Jan 2007 17:03:25 +0000 16, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker

Found a similar look…but one not so much like a wilted poppy.

Get her look here:

Total Cost: $135.50

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The Royal Blues

thUTCp31UTC01bUTCTue, 09 Jan 2007 08:21:50 +0000 16, 2006

Cate Blanchett

Statistically, I’d just like to know the odds of two people showing up to an event in royal blue evening gowns…and of course in 2007, not 1995.

Get their look here: 

On Kate Winslet:

On Cate Blanchett (sorta):

Total Cost (for the Pair): $176.49

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Carnival Cruz

thUTCp31UTC01bUTCFri, 05 Jan 2007 03:15:40 +0000 16, 2006

Penelope Cruz

Hmmm…I wonder how many ass-less bathing suits one really needs?

Get her (more modest) look here:

Total Cost: $52.50

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Sloppy New Year

ndUTCp31UTC01bUTCTue, 02 Jan 2007 14:35:12 +0000 16, 2006

Britney Spears

I’m hoping Britney’s Resolution List looked something like Santa ’s scroll…and included her new commitment to don undergarments.

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Total Cost: $160.99

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Blue Water Special

thUTCp31UTC12bUTCThu, 28 Dec 2006 13:24:32 +0000 16, 2006

Tara Reid

While I’ve been busy in the hub-hub of holiday madness, it looks like Tara has been busy practicing for her new show.

Get her look here:

Total Cost: $52.78

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Taradise II

stUTCp31UTC12bUTCThu, 21 Dec 2006 19:05:30 +0000 16, 2006

Tara Conner

Tara Conner, or as I like to call her McDrunky, enjoying her continuing reign as Miss USA. Personally, I think she and Tara Reid should spearhead a campaign to bring back and star in Taradise Part Duex.

Get her look here:

Total Cost: $115.79