Smarty Pants

WTF is going on in this picture? Do you think Jessica realizes she forgot to put on her pants?

• Satin  Floral Crossover: $22.80
• Gin Wedge: $24.99
• Aviators: $4.80

Total Cost: $52.59

Chestica Simpson

Jessica Simpson recently admitted to loving her breasts…or as she calls them, “a great necklace.”

I wonder what that makes her ass…a sporty fanny pack???

Get her look here:

•  Plaid Weekend Shirt: $39.50
• Aviator Sunglasses: $5.80
• Three Button Jeans: $42.00

Total Cost:  $87.30

Golden Globes: The Ruby Red Carpet

Get her look here:

• Pewter Satin Dress: $267.00

Get her look here:

• Black Belted Dress: $128.00

Get her look here:

• Gold V-Neck Gown: $279.99

Mary Poppies

Found a similar look…but one not so much like a wilted poppy.

Get her look here:

• Red Flutter Sleeve Pleated Dress: $111.00
• Festive Clutch: $24.50

Total Cost: $135.50

The Royal Blues

Statistically, I’d just like to know the odds of two people showing up to an event in royal blue evening gowns…and of course in 2007, not 1995.

Get their look here: 

On Kate Winslet:

• Blue Matte Jersey and Silk Dress: $139.99

On Cate Blanchett (sorta):

• Geometric Blue Dress: $36.50

Total Cost (for the Pair): $176.49

Carnival Cruz

Hmmm…I wonder how many ass-less bathing suits one really needs?

Get her (more modest) look here:

• Nylon Swimwear in Poppy: $45.00
• Rectangle Sunglasses: $7.50

Total Cost: $52.50

Sloppy New Year

I’m hoping Britney’s Resolution List looked something like Santa ’s scroll…and included her new commitment to don undergarments.

Get her look here:

• Black Sequined Dress: $135.00
• Silver Korme Heel: $25.99

Total Cost: $160.99