Cha Cha Cha…Charmin

After 3 days of exposing her lower half, Britney decided to show us something else…her toilet paper supply.  Lovely….

Get her look here:

• Large Round Sunglasses: $9.99
• Diesel ‘Tiki’ Zip-Up Top: $67.00
• Ultra Low-Rise Jeans: $24.50

Total Cost: $101.49

“You’re Never Fully Dressed Without…”

After seeing mutiple pictures of Britney un-dressed- I feel nauseuos.

That has nothing to do with this picture but I just had to let it be known.

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• Gap (Product) Red Tee: $28.00
• Long Sleeved Gray T-shirt: $16.50
• Adias Peached Poly Pants: $32.00

Total Cost: $76.50

Forget Paris

Nicole looks sad. I wonder if she feels left behind from Paris. I mean clearly Britney and Paris’s one-legged fishnet tight ensemble denotes BFF forever-now.

Get her look here:

• Lux Striped Turtleneck: $28.00
• Miss Sixty Black Jean: $89.99
• Audrey Peep Toe Heel: $85.00

Total Cost: $202.99

Pretty in Black

Looking at this get-up, I can’t figure out if this picture was taken in 1986 or 2006.

Either way, get it here:

• Black Basic Tank: $5.99
• Dester Denim Skirt: $40.00
• Black Capri Leggings: $24.00
• Converse High Top: $40.00
• Heart and Leaf Necklace: $4.80

Total Cost: $114.79

All About Eva

Where’s Chuck Woolery? I smell a love connection.

Get her look here:

• Amethyst Satin Dress: $149.99
• Black Swim Heel: $15.99
• Pewter Belt: $34.44

Total Cost: $200.42

Oh, What a Tangled Web We…

I’ll give you the look. But if you want the wig, try Weaves ‘R Us.

Get her look here:

• Kahki Cotton Strapless Dress: $139.99
• Chain Necklace with Dangling Pearls: $38.00

Total Cost:  $177.99

Tied-Up & Twisted

I am not really sure what sort of bondage materials Lindsey is wearing under and over that brown ribbed tee- so I am just going ignore pricing them for less.

Get her look here:

• Leather Motorcycle Jacket: $188.00
• Rib-Knit Cotton Henley Top: $14.50
• Jersey Leggings: $8.80

Total Cost: $211.30

Rough Riding

Where is Madonna exiting from in this get-up? My first guess would be a biker bar that’s seen a lot of fist action and peanut cracking.

Get her look here:

• Black Vintage Skull Garden T-Shirt: $62.00
• Hooded Puffer Jacket: $62.50
• Low-Rise Skinny Cords: $20.00

Total Cost: $144.50

Roman Holiday

Good thing Katie and Tom are keeping their upcoming nuptials undercover and private. It would be a shame to have a huge media blitz consume their big day.

Get her look here:

• Charmeuse Blouse in Dust: $39.00
• Glamour Satin Touser in White: $139.00
• Dangling Pearl Earrings in Gold: $18.00

Total Cost: $196.00

Flower Power

I’d say this is a case of some serious over-belting.

Get her look here:

• Vintage Lace Tube Dress: $198.00
• Kiss Lock Black Clutch: $18.00
• Eternity Heel in Silver: $23.99

Total Cost: $239.99